🔥 “I Am Not Responsible for What My Face Does When You Talk” Mug
When your facial expressions do the talking before your caffeine kicks in.

This heat‑resistant ceramic mug sums up every meeting, conversation, and unsolicited opinion you’ve ever endured. With bold, vivid colors and a perfectly relatable message, it’s your new go‑to for coffee, tea, or coping.

✨ Product Details

• Material: Ceramic — durable, glossy, and delightfully judgmental
• Sizes:
  - 11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
  - 15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
  - 20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Design: A vivid gradient of sunshine yellow, pink, and sky blue — with bold white lettering that tells it like it is
• Function: Dishwasher & microwave safe; heat‑resistant for whatever liquid gets you through the day

🖤 Care Instructions

• Dishwasher and microwave safe — because you’ve got better things to do than hand‑wash your sarcasm
• Avoid prolonged exposure to fragile egos — may cause smirking
• Pour, sip, repeat (as needed for emotional support)

📦 Shipping & Packaging

• Safely boxed and shock‑proofed against life’s nonsense
• Eco‑friendly materials because we try to offset the damage our personality does

👉 Add to cart before your face betrays you again.