🔥 “Sadbucks — One Large Mocha Xanax Vodka Latte” Tumbler

For mornings when caffeine isn’t nearly enough to fix… whatever this is.
Featuring a not‑so‑subtle parody of everyone’s favorite overpriced coffee chain, this tumbler tells it like it is — one “large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and extra Valium sprinkles” coming right up.

Sip your sarcasm in style while looking like you’ve got it together (we won’t tell).

✨ Product Details

Material: High‑grade stainless steel — because you’re built to last longer than your will to attend meetings
Capacity: 15 oz (aka: the bare minimum for coping with human interaction)
Dimensions: Height 6.5″ (16.5 cm) × Diameter 3.45″ (8.8 cm)
Weight: 8.16 oz
Lid: Black plastic, no‑spill — protects your secrets and your shirt
Design: “Sadbucks” logo with the iconic handwritten order: Large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and extra Valium sprinkles — relatable, chaotic, and therapeutic all in one cup
Insulation: Vacuum‑sealed to keep your beverage hot or cold for hours
Care: Dishwasher‑safe — because we have enough to worry about already

📦 Shipping & Packaging
Safely boxed to survive existential mornings and postal meltdowns. Eco‑friendly packaging (we offset our sass with a little conscience).

👉 Add to cart — because sometimes you just need a Sadbucks to get through this nonsense.