This hoodie is for those mornings where coffee won’t cut it, motivation feels optional, and you’re ready to throw hands with the universe (metaphorically, of course). Comfy, bold, and built for chaos — perfect for weathering whatever “today” throws your way.

✨ Product Details

• Material: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester — soft, breathable, and just durable enough to survive your daily battles
• Fabric Weight: Midweight (8.0 oz), ideal for layering or flying solo
• Fit: Regular fit with unisex sizing (translates roughly to “steal your partner’s and never give it back”)
• Design: Vibrant turquoise and neon green graphic that reminds everyone who’s boss
• Feature: Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings for ultimate “don’t-talk-to-me” coziness

🖤 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, because heat = shrinkage (and nobody likes shrinkage, do they boys?)
• Tumble dry low — or hang it like the fashion icon you are
• Avoid ironing over the print — we punch today, not your hoodie

📦 Shipping & Packaging

• Securely shipped with minimal waste and maximum attitude
• Eco-friendly materials, because saving the planet pairs nicely with your bad mood

👉 Add to cart before “today” tries you again.