Police Your Cock Tee
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🔥 “A True Gentleman” Tee
The only proper etiquette lesson your wardrobe will ever need.
This vintage‑inspired tee delivers dry humor with a straight face — just like a true gentleman should. Featuring a dapper Victorian man “handling” his responsibilities (and his rooster), this shirt is equal parts classic and cleverly inappropriate. Perfect for those who enjoy sarcasm served with sophistication.
✨ Product Details
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Material:
- Solid colors: 100% ring‑spun cotton
- Fabric Weight: Lightweight (4.2 oz) — soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear
- Fit: Relaxed unisex cut that works for all builds (S–3XL)
- Style: Crew neck with a clean finish and tear‑away label for extra comfort
- Print Type: High‑quality printed graphic of the gentleman and his rooster — bold lines, sarcasm intact
- Features: Side‑seamed construction for structure and durability
đź–¤ Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold to keep your sarcasm crisp
- Tumble dry low — no need to add wrinkles to your ego
- Iron inside out if you must, but let’s be honest, you won’t
📦 Shipping & Packaging
- No minimum order, ships worldwide
- Sustainable packaging because irony shouldn’t come at Earth’s expense
👉 Add to cart — because a true gentleman always handles his merch responsibly.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: wicked lotus
- Email: contact@support.wickedlotusshop.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Police Your Cock Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|