🔥 “Kiss My Whole Ass” Mug
For the days when “good morning” feels like a threat.

Nothing pairs better with caffeine than a bold statement and a complete lack of chill. This mug does the talking for you before you’ve had a sip — whether you’re in a meeting, at brunch, or just trying to exist unbothered. Cleverly designed as a sweater-like pattern, when tipped to take a sip it reveals a secret messge...

✨ Product Details

• Material: Premium ceramic that can handle your hottest takes
• Sizes:
  • 11 oz: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) height × 3.27″ (8.3 cm) diameter
  • 15 oz: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) height × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• Design: Bold black text — “Kiss My Whole Ass” — for those committed to radical honesty
• Finish: Glossy with contrasting interior and handle for that sleek, unbothered aesthetic

🖤 Care Instructions

• Dishwasher safe, because life’s too short for hand-washing
• Microwave safe — in case your coffee goes cold while you plot revenge
• Avoid dropping, unless you’re prepared for dramatic symbolism

📦 Shipping & Packaging

• Shipped safely, sarcasm included
• Eco-friendly packaging — because loving the planet doesn’t mean loving people before caffeine

👉 Add to cart before someone asks you to smile.